Cool msn nick names
If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing
In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamphlet look so calm?
I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left
3 words to ruin a guys ego. is it in??
You can better lose a lover than love a loser
I'm only crazy when other people cant stand that I'm right
Women/Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of crap!
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one
Work harder: People on welfare depend on you
Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity
Be back later...my dog ate my car keys....we are hitchhiking to the vet's office
We came, we saw, we drank beer
Geniuses are never understood in their own lifetimes
You can trust the government, just ask the Indians
Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home
someday
Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer
Save water, drink beer
Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils
Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
Unite against togetherness!
Reality Sucks! I'm Gonna Keep On Dreamin
If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
No fear! (NAME) is here!
I Don't Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
Life's a bitch. Be its pimp
I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
Save a tree, eat a beaver
By the time you read this, you've already read it
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!
Dont steal, the government hates competition
If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
The higher you are, the farther you fall
Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end
When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!
What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Not me, not now, maybe later...
Life's a beach... Surf it up!
Trying is the first step towards failure
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot
If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do?
Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!
When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better
To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems
WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!
I avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours
Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
Gravity always wins
The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk
There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise
I'm not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
Buy land, they have quit making it!
Don't judge a man by his boxers, it's what's inside that counts
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it
Eat healthy, exercise more, still die
Politicians prefer unarmed peasants
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
Women/Men who seek to be equal with men/women lack ambition
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too..
Opinions are like assholes... Everyone's got one, and they stink
Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws
I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun
People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do
Conserve water, drink beer
The rich get richer and the poor get children
Don't breed them if you can't feed them
Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can't remember
Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy
Don't lead me to temptation... I can find it by myself
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else
Bad Spellers Untie!
You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait
Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
The road to success is always under construction
I'm looking forward to regretting this
'Pessimist' is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is
Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us...
Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why
Its a deadly game, when we speak whats on our minds...
Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
I don't know what makes you dumb But it really works.
RattleSnake
Go stick ur face in a pile of crap, no one would tell the difference!
So Many Players, Too many pawns
Jump into the Fire if you want to play, otherwise don't judge us!
Every time you stand up is a another chance to fall
As they carry you away, you wonder what went wrong..?
Two simple rules: the devil hands us, make your mistakes, there are no second chances
Roll the dice, break the rules, play the game, thats who you are!
Everyone who lives will someday die, and die alone...
Your Heart Breaks For Something You'll Never Have.
Love is the slowest form of suicide...
I keep going right back to the one thing that i need to walk away from
We tumble and fall. Together we crawl.
Live like you will never die, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watchin.
Friends are the family you choose for yourself
(u)Whats the point in emo's? when there are people who have real problems..(u)
Whenever it's hard 2 look back and u're afraid 2 look ahead, look beside u... ur best friend will be there
I do swimming 'cuz i'm too hot 2 do any sport that requires clothes
(au)Wanna go for a ride? Just keep your hands inside.(au)
Why try, When the only thing you can suceed in is ..Failure.
King Coolio
I AM KING!
Everyone wishes they were me.
If I weren't me, I'd wish I was.
La Resistance!
I dOnT dRiVe FaSt, I fLy SlOw......
Friends are like food, some are rotten, some are good... the rottern ones get thrown away and the good ones are they to stay!
Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemies
You've got a back stabbing, money grabbing, fast living, never giving, smooth talking, night stalking, bad attitude
Sooner or later, you can't hide from the things you've done.
Cooler than a fool in a swimming pool!
Donut Fueled!
Watch your back! (6)
Living in the moment, breaking all of the rules.
I know I'm not PERFECT, but I'm CANADIAN which is close enough!
Today is not my day cause the sun just wont shine my way
I'm cool like a fool in a swimming pool!
Forgive me for I know not what I do...
A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single
Keep it COOL (H)
I will not be forced into anything that I don't want to do.
(h5) TALK TO THE HAND CAUSE THE FACE AINT LISTENING(h5)
<:0)SIMPLY THE BEST<:0)
I spit in the face of people who spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!
I wish I was cool enough to put song lyrics in my name... but alas it escapes me...
I love u for ever and ever, but plz I'm begging u, never let me go coz ur rich and I'm poor!
"It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?*-)
What Colour Does a Smurf Turn When Hes Choking???
I see your lips moving but all I hear is BLAH BLAH BLAH :)
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing
A lemon + A lime = A LIMON
Don't pray for tasks Equal to your powers, pray for Powers equal to your tasks.
The good or ill of a man lies within his own will.
The only discipline that lasts is self-discipline.
COOL MEISTER
Will you back down, turn and run, or stand up with the best?
When you're back's to the wall, what will your answer be?
Most people only know the easy way, they'll always close their eyes...
You have to stand your ground when someone's standing in your way
You have to be a stronger man, each and every day
Will you back down, turn and run, or stand up with the best?
When you're back's to the wall, what will your answer be?
Most people only know the easy way, they'll always close their eyes...
You have to stand your ground when someone's standing in your way
You have to be a stronger man, each and every day
Hot as fire sharp as glass mess with me and ill kick your @$#
Have no fear, I have beer! (B)
The hottest love has the coldest ending.
Don't wish on a star, REACH 4 1! (*)
I'm too hot to handle so watch out and u won't get burnt!
*-)Gee... I wish I was smart enough to smoke!!*-)
Dangerous minds... Dangerous thoughts...
*Id RaThEr Be [HaTeD] 4 WhO I [Am],ThEn [LoVeD] 4 WhO I Am [NoT]*
Riders of the storm, One with the wind
Defenders of Creation
When they come, I'll be ready.
Still brave, beyond the grave.
Most People Don't Know How To Open Their Eyes To The Reality Of The World!
Funny msn nick names
You're unique, just like everyone else....
Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
Save a mouse, eat a pussy
Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)
The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you!
Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!
I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke
As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard
An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!
What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!
Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
You know it's always business doing pleasure with you
If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?
I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
When I'm good, I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm better
I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not...
I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same
If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you
Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!
I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!
I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
You and the bank own a very lovely home
I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it
All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question
Superman is a travestite
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question
Lower the age of puberty!
God bless Atheism
I drink to make other people interesting
My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex
An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead
A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't
Anarchists of the world, unite!
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss
You and the bank own a very lovely home
I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it
All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question
Superman is a travestite
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question
Lower the age of puberty!
God bless Atheism
I drink to make other people interesting
My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex
An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead
A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't
Anarchists of the world, unite!
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss
If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire hius work
Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks
Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised
I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on
I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door
Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away
A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings
Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "s" in it?
Why is it that the most unattractive people in this world insist on being nudists?
I'm not a dumb blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!
I don't know if I'm a player. Ask one of my girlfriends
Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone
If guys had their period, they'd probably brag about the size of our tampons
Fat people are harder to kidnap
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?
Fat Girls are like Mopeds: fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to catch you
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten
I wear the pants in this house. My wife just tells me which pair to wear
All kids are gifted; some just open their packages earlier than others.
Will the highways on the Internet become more few?
We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads
Most lies are false
The internet is a great way to get on the net.
I'll beat you with a stick!
Your family is like a cactus, its a bunch of pricks!
The computer may have beaten me at chess, but it was no match for kick boxing!
My imaginary friend says his big toe thinks ur crazy
Say no to drugs, give them to me!
Don't smoke cigs, you only have 2 lungs. Smoke weed, neurons, you have millions.
I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do
Sharing is caring, and I don't care!
Win if you can, lose if you cant, but ALWAYS cheat!
:P 1 goose, 2 geese, 1 moose, 2 meese?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me!
ATTENTION: Due to lack of interest tomorrow has been cancelled.
Even the prettiest girls have to fart!
I was born better than you; get over it...
Stupid people are always stupid!
Get rich quick: Marry your boss!
The seafood diet... see food and eat it!
Whoever said money can't buy happyness didnt kno where 2 shop!
Come to the dark side. We have ****ies.
If you drew an arse on your face, no one would tell the difference!
MATHS a.k.a Mentally Affected Teachers Harrasing Students
Save a tree, Eat a beaver
Why am I so cool... mainly cuz I have a fan in front of me
If money doesnt grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Why are football stadiums so cool... cuz there are loads of fans there!
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
My teacher said I could become anything, so I became drunk!
Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
Sanity is a game... u either win it, or u lose it
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder (B)
Mary had a little lamb, her farther shot it dead, now it goes 2 skool with her, between 2 slices of bread!
I like your new face, but my monkey wants his ass back.
Smile and the world will smile with you, snore and you'll sleep alone!
People who don't like cats were mice in the earlier life.
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead!
I'll laugh the day u jump of the bridge, but I'll cry if u survive
My cat just knocked over a candle, which set fire to my dog. He, in turn, ran into my curtains and now they're ablaze too. Damn it!
If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.
Evil Gummi bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue, and that purple one took my shoe!
Click HERE to see how to fool an idiot!
Your life is like a treadmill - you're running, but getting nowhere!
Sometimes I think I'm so romantic I could marry myself!
If you're reading this, you owe me $10.
I dream of a day where chickens can cross the road without their motives questioned.
Friends are 4 life, not just for christmas!
People like u are the reason I'm on medication.
Security through obscurity is never really all that secure.
Life without me, how boring would that be
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Some folks are wise and some otherwise.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me
He knew more about anyone or anything than anything or anyone knew about everyone and everything
I arrive late to work and make up for it by leaving early
school is a jail, the cells are the classes, teachers are the security guard and WE ARE THE PRISONERS!
There are no stupid questions, just stupid ppl!
Life's too short for chess.
I had a girlfriend her name was grace, she broke my heart, I broke her face!
In my life "normal" is just a settin on tha washin machine!
I'm going to find myself. If I return before I get back please keep me here until I do. *-)
Parents are annoying... but they give you money!
Children are a poor mans wealth!
Those who laugh last think slowest
In jail, you get food, in jail you get tea but the only thing you don't get is the... KEY!
We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free
Don't miss classes at school, just take the whole day off!
Spoil your child rotten beacuse they will be putting you in a nursing home later
Smart, funny, cute, yep thats me! Err... maybe not smart, but its not my fault I don't like homework!
If the world didn't have cows, how would we get milk?
If there wasn't any bad people in the world, how would we have enemies?
Reading this wastes five seconds of your precious life.
If electricity comes from electrons the does morality come from morons?
If guns kill people then can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
Call me anytime, I won't be home
My Imaginary friend thinks my big toe is crazy!
Life is like chocolate... you can't live without it :D
If god made everyone equally then why don't I look like u?
Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Fight fire with water!
You are the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot
Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
Those .....drinking to forget....... please pay in advance
Until you walk a mile in another man's shoes, you can't imagine the smell.
Doing something well is often a waste of time.
Why drive when you can be driven.
Falling in love is the stupidest thing a person can ever do!
If you can read this you need another beer
Guns don't kill people... I DO!
7 out of the 3 people in my head are telling me to go to sleep.
Whoever said 'words cannot hurt me' never got hit in the head with dictionary.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time
Love me or leave me... hey wheres everyone gone?!?
My hamster ate my homework...the teachers never heard of that one b4
When you Love someone just spit in their face, its always worked out for me!
When you see me, you be me.
God hates you, live with it.
Got Beef?!? Yeah start ****in!
Oh! So thats why your looking, trying to steal my looks are ya!
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy shoes!
U look good from far, but when u get closer, ur far from good!
I don't assume, Its leads to assumptions!
When I write 'lol' it's not because it's funny, it's cause I have nothing else to say!
I would say that you looked like a dog but that would be an insult to the dog
I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas!
I came. I saw. and now I'm leaving with the freebies!
Love msn nick names
The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU
I need love worth it's weight in gold, Love that's fresh as the rippling springs and never will grow old...
I love you... together, forever.
Love is like maths... Its soooo COMPLICATED!
Love is like air for me, I can't live without it!
Would you break down the gates of heaven to reach the one you loved?
Love is the poison that feeds the soul, addictive and deadly...
Love is like a Rubix Cube, there are countless numbers of wrong twists and turns, but when you get it right, it looks perfect no matter what way you look at it.
Love is like a bar of soap... (L) just when you grab it, it slips away
Once I was told love would save the world... I doubt that!
You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!
I loved u once, I love u still, I always have and always will...
Live, Love and Learn!
Love is like blood, its always within you!
If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Stupid cupid... stop pickin on me!
Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
Love is like war..:: Easy To Start.. Difficult To End..And.. Impossible To Forget..!!
Love Is More Than Just A Kiss
Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever
Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise
Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever..
You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me
Roses are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic!
Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love
You can win me, you can lose me but try 2 never use me
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Love is a slow poison
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in
Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!
True Love is like ghosts, Everyone talks about, But very few have seen
(*)iM nOt ShY..i JuSt DoNt LiKe YoU!(*)
Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?
I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!
My pen is black, My ink is pale, My love 4 u.. will never fail!
When the sea is blue love will make a dream come true!
Give ure smile 2 every1 but... give ure heart 2 only 1!
To the world you are just one person but to one person you could mean the world.
If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever
Dont try to figure me out, just love me for who I am!
Love is available here at 100% discount.
Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet and so are you..
My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life.
GuRlS ArE LiKe StArZ, ThErE ArE MiLlIoNs Of ThEm, BuT OnLy *1* Can MaKe YoUr DrEaMs CoMe TrUe!
* I loved u once, i love u still, i always have and always will*
You came into my life sent down from heaven, Now I think about you, 24/7
Loving you makes life worth it
When You and I met, angels whispered "Perfect!" !
ur looks, ur smile, ur kiss, ur style everythin bout u boy drives me wild
You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!
(f)I can't Stop thinking about u(F) [U DRIvE mE -CRazY-] (L)I LOvE U(L)
Special smile a special face. A special someone I cant replace. I love you, I always will. U've filled a space no one can fill!
(L)Love is just a word..you know it isnt true but evey moment I still say im in love with you(L)
~#*..::(f)I'll love you forever(L)::..*#~
(L)I loved u once, I loved u still, I always have and always will(L)
Roses are red, violets are blue, nothing makes me feel the way I feel when I'm with you!
I'm wanted by some, hated by many, loved by one! (L)
Ur lovein' drives me crazy boy, but most of all im crazy bout ur lovein!
I'll hold your hand forever if you promise not to let go
You call it madness, but I call it love
The cruelest thing a guy could do to a girl is to let her fall in love when he doesn't intend to catch her fall
I know what love is because of you
The only love worthy of a name is unconditional.
If our love is only a will to possess, then it is not love
The heart has eyes which the brain knows nothing of
I can't choose who I'm gonna love, but I also can't just love who chooses to love me...and you can't blame me in choosing to love you as much as I can't blame you for not learning to love me.
(L)You came in to my life sent down from heaven, no I think about you 24/7(L)
(H):'(A certain someone broke my heart today and turned me down:'((H)
(L)(F)I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in my heart and forever it shall stay(F)(L)
(f)the strain, the pain, nothing left to gain, lovin u will never b the same
Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only light can do that... hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that
Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world than for bread.
People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?
Do you love me because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?
If you judge people, you have no time to love them
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Love: The irresistable desire to be irresistibly desired.
The sweetest joy, the wildest woe is love.
Love is not getting, but giving.
Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence
Love is the beauty of the soul.
Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness.
Love rules without rules.
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop
Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.
The saddest thing in the world, is loving someone who used to love you.
How could an Angel break my heart? Why didn't he catch my falling star? I wish I didn't wish so hard. Maybe I wished our love apart.
Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go.
It's better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.
If you love something, set it free; if it comes backs it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was
I need love that stretches across the world, from sea to shining sea
If you really love me like you say, why dont I believe you?
(L)Love is like wind... u can feel it but u cant hear it! (L)
Love is like a flower, let it grow!
Girls Are Like Fireworks, Their Kisses Light Up The Night, Their Hugs Make Everything Bright!
When you realize what someone special means to you, you never want to let go forever and ever
*~Tell me that you love me, even if your lying thats all i want to hear~*
~*! i miss u the moment u walk away !*~
~*! every moment im w/o u is like a million years of torture !*~
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.
(L)just give us a chance and we'll see what happens for romance(L)
If I could be anything in the world, I would be ur tears so I can b born in ur eyes, live down ur cheeks and die on ur lips
(L) I love you from the bottom of my heart.. but do u?
Love is like a bazaar: The admittance is free - but it costs you something before you get out.
Love is the true means by which the world is enjoyed: our love to others, and others' love to us.
As life goes on, we move on, things change but my love for u wont ever change
We've been friends for far too long, I think this friendship has developed into love... (l)
As we go on, we remember the times spent together, the memories wont ever last, u will be my bestfriend for ever...
In love we can find life, but in life we can't find love...
Fall in a river: there is a boat, fall in a well: there is a rope, But fall in love and there is no hope!
Love is a privilege, You have to earn it (L)
Follow me, I'll be there for you, and you'll be there for me.
Take my heart in ur hand and never let go...
Depressing msn nick names
When will people understand that words can cut as sharply as any blade, and that those cuts leave scars upon our souls
One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged.
I'm not going to change who I am for other people.
I'd rather chew on broken glass than keep on living...
I'm so sick of my heart leading me places where there can be no a happy ending
I live a life of misery and hate, I dream of being loved and safe
A smack round the face and a slit on my wrists... everyday ends like this...
Depression... a fancy word to say that ur dying inside
When ur depressed ur not just hurting yourself, your hurting the people around u.
Depression, is only the cry of a hurting soul, but no one wants to show it
[x] life.sucks[x]_[x]so depressed[x]_[x]hate.life [x]
Life is not a movie. Good guys lose. Everybody lies. And love does not conquer all.
I'm gonna smile like nothing's wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's just a dream, and pretend he's not hurting me.
I'd rather bleed with cuts of love then live without any scars
Suicide is just one person escaping the world without even getting back at the people that made them kill themselves
I've got a scar that reminds me to breathe.
A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
Don't step on a daisy while looking for a rose.
I try to laugh about it, cover it all up with lies. I try to laugh about it, hiding the tears in my eyes.
This is real, I'm afraid; this time there is no hiding...
Lost until the eternal sleep comes...
I'm such a mistake, and I'm longing to not exist...
Dying seems less sad than having lived too little.
When will this miserable life end?
Pain and suffering... to the very end
My strength is hatred, torment, and pain!
There are no tears, No feeling of guilt, Nowhere to channel the anger, Nowhere to leave the pain
You can't kill me.. I'm already dead
Early morning moments, A glimpse of joy, But it's soon over and I return to dust...
The closer we are to the soul, the further we are from perfection. Why settle for honesty when you can breathe a perfect lie?
I walk through fire, I walk through waves, darkness is overwhelming with hate and pain
I live a life of misery and hate, I dream of being loved and safe
Living is a nightmare, but suicides reality
Tears, scars and death... thats all life is to me
Kill me now, you know you want to.. it's not like I want to live anyway!
Thorns of time against the rose of the world, killing us slowly as my petals fall...
Cute msn nick names
I'd rather spend one minute holding you...than a lifetime knowing I never could
Dear God make me a bird, so i can fly far far away from here.
Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?
I'm like a butterfly.. pretty to see, hard to catch
Life is 4 living, Love is for giving!
(L) I dont know when you will be here, I dont know where you're gone, so I will sit here, waiting for the dawn
Cool, bad, but cute!
Cruel but Cute, so I'm worth it!
I'm Cool, I'm cute, I'm gonna kick you with my boot!
I luv u 4eva n always 2 da end... I cant live without u cuz ur my best frend...
Your a special friend like the many different species of turtles... u r unique in many special ways... be yourself!
(l)Im a little cabbage broken into two, my leaves I give to others, my heart I give to u (l)
(L)When a friend walks in, The whole World walks Out(L)
Love is like a quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!
Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and you're... OUT!
a million words wud not bring u bak i kno coz iv tried - but neither wud a million tears...I know coz I've cried
God made the land, God made the sea, he needed a princess and so he made me!
When tears flow in your eyes... Always remember two things: I'm here and I care
A ring is round and never ends, that is how long we will be friends
I love you more then yeterday, and less then tomorrow
Love comes and goes but friends stay forever!
A memory lasts forever, never does it die. True friends stay together and never say goodbye!
Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!!
I'd like a diamond, I'd like some gold, I'd like a pearl, Because I'm daddy's little girl :)
We may fight, and we may cry, but my love for you will never die
Distance echos of "I LOVE YOU" lead me slowly to you.
Love comes and goes but friends stay forever!
If kisses were the water I would give you the sea, If hugs were the leaves I would give you a tree, But if love was time, I would give you eternity.
When I saw u, I was afraid 2 talk 2 u, when I talked 2 u, I was afraid 2 hold u, when I held u I was afraid 2 love u, now I love u and I'm afraid 2 lose u!
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
Some ppl are obsessed with fashion, a simple bag or shoe, I dont care what I'm wearing as long as I'm with u!
I wanna know if you feel the way I do, wanna know if theres a chance for me and you!
Sitting here waiting for that dawn of day. The spark between us, the first love to finally flare.
(L)(k)if u love me(L)(k)then I love u(L)(k)it ain't my fault I'm beta than u(H)
Who needs chocolate? I'm sweet enough :)
Friends are like stars they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.
hey every1 guess what, I found... I found a star... (l)
If friends were flowers, I would pick you
:P didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits!!!*:P
You knock me off my feet!
Because of you, I have learnt what I am.
There is no space for tears :'( in my world!!
Don't Hesitate In Life, Do What You Think Is Worth It, Do What You Think Is Right...(F)
Heartbroken msn nick names
It was never love that broke her heart it was losing that love that tore her apart.
Don't Lead Me On, And Leave Me Confused, any Girl Would Rather Be Left Alone, Than Have Her heart abused.
Where can I go to get away from the pain of loving you?
True love? I used to believe it existed, but when you've had your heart torn out and thrown on the floor, you just don't care anymore.
If you lost your love for me, you never let it show.
You said you didn't need me in your life. I guess you were right.
Didn't we almost have it all?
Loving is so short and forgetting so long.
I can't cry hard enough for you to hear me.
The tears I wish to wipe away, will run unchecked for another day. Alas, that is the price I pay.
Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I'm only falling apart...
You gotta hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain, because most of lifes lessons are learned because of pain
~What can I do, to make it right, falling so hard so fast this time, what did I say, what did you do? How did I fall in love with you?~
*I'm TiReD oF tRyInG, i'M tIrEd Of CrYiNg, I kNoW i'Ve BeEn SmIlInG bUt InSiDe I'm DyInG
Not all scars show. Not all wounds heel. Sometimes you can't see the pain that you feel.
I WisH I HaD SaVeD AlL ThE TeArS YoU MaDe Me CrY So I CoUlD DrOwN YoU In ThEm!!!!
You love to hate the one who loves the one you hate to love.
Sweet msn nick names
If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right...
You Know I'm so COOL and SWEET, when people see me they jump outta their seat!
Stupid Cupid... stop pickin on me!
Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always
Roses are Red, violets are Blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you!
Sweet is love when all is sane, Sweet is death to rid the pain, Cruel is death when all is well, Cruel is love when all is hell
I'd rather be hurt by the truth than hear your lies
LIFE IS DEPRESSING, BUT BEING WITH U IS WORSE
You make me proud, you gave me something to beleive...
The Million Dollar Man
Love Is More Than Just A Kiss
Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever
Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise
Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever..
You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me
Roses are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic!
Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love
You can win me ,you can lose me but try 2 never use me
Love is the answer, but while you?re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Love is a slow poison
Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me
Guys are air for me, and without air I can't live
Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head!
Wisedom msn nick names
There are still lessons the student can learn.
Age has its privileges.
Evil that strong cannot be so easily overcome.
Happiness can only be found within.
The good you do for others, will return to you in abundance
The battle is never over, until it is over.
To each his own.
Stormy seas grow calm when the wind stops blowing.
Cast a stone into the lake and the ripples will return to you.
The master is responsible for the students.
You win a few, you lose a few.
Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it
Very few of us are what we seem.
Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.
The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms
with themselves they don't give a damn.
Bob Marley