Types of Women

Types of Women


INTERNET woman

Woman of difficult access


SERVER woman

Always busy when you need her

WINDOWS woman

Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her

EXCEL woman

They say she can do a lot of things, but you mostly use her to achieve your basic requirements

D.O.S. woman

Everyone had her, but no one wants her any more


VIRUS woman

Also known as wife, when you are not expecting her, she comes , install herself and uses all your resources, if you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't uninstall her you will lose everything

SCREENSAVER woman

She is not worth for anything, but at least she is fun

RAM woman

She forgets everything you say when you disconnect her

HARD DISK woman

She remembers everything forever

MULTIMEDIA woman

She makes horrible things look beautiful

USER woman

She messes up everything she does and she asks always more than she needs


CD-ROM woman

She is always faster and faster


E-Mail woman

Every ten things she says eight are non-sense

I hope you like it

sara

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CD-ROM woman

She is always faster and faster




it is the best


thak you sara

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sara

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