Accept that some days you're the pigeon
and some days you're the statue
Always keep your words soft and sweet
just in case you have to eat them
Always read stuff that will make you
look good if you die in the middle of it
Drive carefully. It's not only cars
that can be recalled by their maker
Eat a live toad in the morning and
nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
If you can't be kind
at least have the decency to be vague.
If you lend someone
and never see that person again
it was probably worth it
It may be that your sole purpose in life
is simply to serve as a warning to others
Never buy a car you can't push
Nobody cares if you can't dance well
Just get up and dance
The early worm gets eaten by the bird
so sleep late
When everything's coming your way
you're in the wrong lane. for you
the more you have, the longer you live
Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier than the people
who have to wait for them
If ignorance is bliss
why aren't more people happy
You may be only one person in the world
but you may also be the world to one person
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once
Don't cry because it's over
smile because it happened
We could learn a lot from crayons
some are sharp, some are pretty
some are dull, some have weird names
and all are different colors
but they all have to learn to live in the same box
A truly happy person is one
who can enjoy the scenery on a detour
Happiness comes through doors
you didn't even know you left open
Have an awesome day, and know
that someone has thought about you today
sara