MEN R SO SIMPLE
If you kiss him, you are appreiciated
If you don't, then he is equally pleased
If you praise him, he will accept it as a compliment
If you don't, then also you are admired
If you agree to all his likes, he thinks it is a perfect match
If you don't, he will respect your likes and dislikes
If you visit him often, he will be overwhelmed
If you don't, he will understand you have other priorities
If you are well dressed, he will admire you
If you don't, you are equally beautiful for him
If you are jealous, he knows you love him a lot
If you don't, he still knows you love him a lot
If you attempt a romance, Your feelings are understood
If you don't, still you are liked and admired
If you are a minute late, he will thank u that u came.
If you are early, he will be grateful for it
If you visit another man, he understands that it is job related
If you are visited by another woman, he understands you should
have some time to yourself
If you kiss him once in a while, he is head over heals for u.
If you kiss him often, he is crazy for u.
If you help him in crossing the street, you have high moral values
If you do not, he will help u instead
If you stare at another man, You are just admiring a human being
If he stares another women, its because she looks like u....
If you talk, he will listen
If you want to listen, he will talk
In short:
So strong and so understanding
So powerful and so humble
So straight and so simple
So toleratent and wonderful MEN
GIRLS ARE COMPLEX CREATURES
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her.
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her.
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait.
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way.
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality
time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are
girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold.
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking
advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack
ethics.
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for
seduction.
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting.
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just
admiring.
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
In short: So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful Girls
sara
man &women 
